CONGRATS!
To everyone who bought. You really did it. We're all so, so happy for you. No, really.
For the lucky few who always ‘knew’. Congrats, sincerely.
You saw it, you thought about it, and then you thought... "Nah, I'll wait." This one's for you. This is the official memecoin for second-guessers and the "why didn't I buy?" crowd.
$CONGRATS is the sound of us clapping for everyone else's gains. It has no utility, no roadmap, and definitely no promises of making you rich. That ship sailed, hit an iceberg, and is now a lovely home for digital barnacles.
No risk, no story. Congrats.
How to Participate:
- Like and Quote Tweet our announcement post with your congratulatory message.
- Follow @0xcongrats_xyz on X so we can admire your sincerity.
- Include your SOL address in your quote tweet. Just in case.
We'll be watching, judging, and sending 50,000 $CONGRATS tokens to our favorite chosen entries.
You might regret this, too.
A Visual Summary of Your Feelings
It's okay. We've all been there. Every single time.



Oh, and that creator rewards from pump.fun? We're magnanimously using every cent to buy back tokens. We'll call them "future community rewards" to make it sound like we're all in this together. Congrats on funding your own consolation prize.
Ready to Feel Something? Anything?
Here’s how to officially join the club of "what if."
E9AoZCeQciU4duyVaTG9djnHn6AyrJt93tKGmu7RpumpJoin the Pity Party
Come share your stories of regret. Misery loves company, after all.